Q. Why did the hand cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!
Q. What do fairys do after school?
A. Gnome work
Q. How does good king wensles like his pizza.
A. deep and crisp and even.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side
Q. What go's ha, ha, ha... bonk?
A. A man laughing his head off!
Q. What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A. A pat on the head
Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A. Because he was stuck to the leg of a chicken
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of shorts?
A. Incase he got a hole in one
Q. Why are cars no go at football?
A. Because they only have one boot?
Q. What goes oom oom?
A. A cow going backwards!
Q. Should i tell you thee story about the wall?
A. Na because you wont get over it
Q. What stays in the corner and goes all around the world?
A. A stamp
Q. Why is cinderella no go at football?
A. Because her coach is a pumkin
Q. I bought some velcro yesterday.
A. It was a rip off
Q. Why did the bananna go to the docters?
A. Because he wasant peeling very well
Q. What fish goes well with ice-cream?
A. Jellyfish
Q. How do farmers count their cows?
A. With a cowculater
Q. Where do the sheep go to get their haircut?
A. The baaaarbers
Q. Whats brown and sticky?
A. A stick
Q. What do you call a duck that owes money?
A. Bill
Q. Two elephants fall off a cliff...
A. Boom Boom.
Q. What did the policeman say to his belly?
A. A you're under a vest
Q. What do u cross with a hedgehog and a giraffe?
A. 10 foot tooth brush
Q. What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A. A wonkey donkey
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because there horns dont work
Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. Elf raising flour
Q. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A. Do-you-think-he-saw-us